if somebody like actually made me a mixtape i think i’d just melt of cuteness
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
Why this so gotdamn true
Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.