thastorysofar:

if somebody like actually made me a mixtape i think i’d just melt of cuteness

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

image

vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

blurrymelancholy:

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.