sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day
hair: no
family: no
school: no
life: no
fappuclno:

halloween is close

fappuclno:

halloween is close

emoij:

How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell